Last week I went out with a beautiful nurse. She told me if I behave, this week I can go out by myself.
Told my doctor I think everyone hates me. He told me not to be ridiculous, everyone hasn’t met me yet!
The shining armor rusted and the white died.
After reading that, you just can't wait to meet me, can you?
Now that I have your attention and hopefully laughing, some truth.
Happy, fun, active optimist, who enjoys Florida in winter seeks easy-going, slim to normal build free-spirited woman who smiles a lot.
Looking for my last first date and a best friend to live, laugh and travel with.
Honesty is a must (same age and weight as posted pictures when we meet).
If you don't look like your posted pictures you agree to buy me drinks until you do.
A recent study found that relationships where the man is 10-15 years older actually have the most success.
I, of course, agree. I don’t look or act my age and neither should you.
Fully vaccinated.
Live Long & Prosper.
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