Very laid-back jazz musician,also owner and builder of the finest custom jazz drums on the planet...have aquired a very large library on sacred wisdom over the last thirty years...spent 15 years as jazz drummer and singer in New Orleans..sure made my soul smile..l frequently hear voices in my head,not to worry,they are always singing jazz...lol....l am a true jester..l make fun of everything and everyone.its just not fair to pick and choose, so I make fun of all...am seeking a lady with but three simple attributes.. honest humble and kind....simple enough....so far such a lady has proven to be about as elusive as Bigfoot..so if you exist and currently hiding in a forest,feel free to contact me... make me a believer..lol ...and while we are on the subject of Bigfoot ,l truely adore you lil hippie Sabras, just please don't have leggs that when rubbed together make perfect cricket immitations...lol..nor possess armpits in which you appear to have Buckwheat in a headlock...lol..please buy a razor..lol....please no California especially West LA Shebrews..the lack of straight men out there have made you ladies bat shit crazy ...oh the stories l could tell...lol...looking for a Sabra that's cool and a lil crazy , not cold and psycho...there's a huge difference..lol..truth be known,l recently spent a couple years in Santa Monica...l got so much pressure from the Princesses there that l actually stopped wearing my kippah for first time in over 30 years..yes l am very well preserved..sold my soul to Father Time..lol ...my photos are within last year and a half,yours should be too so we avoid scaring the hell outta each other on the first date..lol..and yes my lil Cindy Crawford beauty mole is real..and no you can not put glitter on it...lol
My Ideal Person
Want my perfect lady to have the sense of humor of Sarah Silverman....to play jazz like Anat Cohen...and look like Gina Gershon ...lol .. seriously..just a good honest and kind lil lady that loves to laugh and is happy being who she is...just be real ..real to yourself..real with the world and real with me...l met enough fake plastic people in West LA to last 10 lifetimes...just be real...and it won't hurt if you digg Frank Sinatra and Nat king Cole....you may just get sung to sleep each night forever...
What are your favorite television shows?:
South Park...family Guy....the PJ's...
Favorite films:
Oh Brother where art thou....
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Astral Project, Bill Evans Trio...Frank Sinatra...Wynton
Marsalis...Tony Bennet
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