I have nice teeth, nice shoes and good relationship with my mother. and dont' worry, I know youre scared of meeting such an intelligent charismatic rockstar like myself, because youll fall so hopelessly in love you couldnt take the rejection, fall into habitual drinking, and eventually kill yourself... but really its okay, cuz, Ill treat you like an ass and youll hate me, and life will go on...
My Ideal Person
Gotta be rich (to keep me in the life that I've come accustomed to), own a ferrari dealership (or, at least own a ferrari), be single, be bisexual (or willing to learn) and, oh yeah, I like very dark brunettes with very pale faces (something about contrasts) and you have to find this quote adorable.... "Pooh?" "Yes, Piglet", "Nothing" said Piglet as he held Pooh's hand, "I just wanted to make sure of you."
|