My wife ran out on me one night when I was sleeping with my secretary. She got a quickie divorce in Mexico, so it doesn't really count. Does it? I haven't seen her since. My lawyer did send her a nice big check to not cause trouble so that seems to have done the trick.
My Ideal Person
A sweet, young, simple, little pet. Someone who I can treat like a royal princess, but who won't be too demanding all the time.
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