Two are in a hospital each lying on a stretcher next to each other outside the operating room. The first leans over and asks, "what are you in here for?"
The second says, "I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little nervous."
The first says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second then asked, "What are you in here for?"
The first says, "a circumcision."
The second replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year."
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